Sorry for yanking your chain. I tried to be absurd enough in my initial post to make it clear. When that failed, my reaction was to add more absurdity. It's no

Sorry for yanking your chain. I tried to be absurd enough in my initial post to make it clear. When that failed, my reaction was to add more absurdity. It's not the first time this has failed. I should have known better when imitating a group that defies parody, like crypto aherents.