Every day I sit at the same desk, at the same computer, logging into the same websites, using 2FA over and over and over and over while sites time out "for my p

Every day I sit at the same desk, at the same computer, logging into the same websites, using 2FA over and over and over and over while sites time out "for my protection". It's a plague. Write a damn desktop app I can run locally, I didn't ask for people from Turkmenistan to be able to login as me, so you could sell me a halfassed web version of something. Joseph Heller predicted 2FA in Catch 22 when he wrote: "Almost overnight the Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade was in full flower, and Captain Black was enraptured to discover himself spearheading it. He had really hit on something. All the enlisted men and officers on combat duty had to sign a loyalty oath to get their map cases from the intelligence tent, a second loyalty oath to receive their flak suits and parachutes from the parachute tent, a third loyalty oath for Lieutenant Balkington, the motor vehicle officer, to be allowed to ride from the squadron to the airfield in one of the trucks. Every time they turned around there was another loyalty oath to be signed. They signed a loyalty oath to get their pay from the finance officer, to obtain their PX supplies, to have their hair cut by the Italian barbers. To Captain Black, every officer who supported his Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade was a competitor, and he planned and plotted twentyfour hours a day to keep one step ahead. He would stand second to none in his devotion to country. When other officers had followed his urging and introduced loyalty oaths of their own, he went them one better by making every son of a bitch who came to his intelligence tent sign two loyalty oaths, then three, then four;" Notice how 2FA turns into MFA? Keep adding FA until you're as secure as the security theater demands. "To anyone who questioned the effectiveness of the loyalty oaths, he replied that people who really did owe allegiance to their country would be proud to pledge it as often as he forced them to. The more 2factor logins a person went through in a working day, the more secure he was; to Captain Black it was as simple as that" "Captain Piltchard and Captain Wren were both too timid to raise any outcry against Captain Black, who scrupulously enforced each day the doctrine of 'Continual Reaffirmation' that he had originated, a doctrine designed to trap all those men who had become insecure since the last time they passed a 2factor authentication prompt a few minutes earlier."