Poisoned dentures sounds a lot like the fake/apocryphal joke about pens during the space race: > During the height of the space race in the 1960s, legend has

Poisoned dentures sounds a lot like the fake/apocryphal joke about pens during the space race: > During the height of the space race in the 1960s, legend has it, NASA scientists realized that pens could not function in space. They needed to figure out another way for the astronauts to write things down. So they spent years and millions of taxpayer dollars to develop a pen that could put ink to paper without gravity. But their crafty Soviet counterparts, so the story goes, simply handed their cosmonauts pencils. The soviets? They just gave their agents poisoned dentures and called it a day.