The room where the tweeting designated computer is located is painted with anti wifi paint. No communication devices are allowed in the room and is protected by

The room where the tweeting designated computer is located is painted with anti wifi paint. No communication devices are allowed in the room and is protected by armed guards disguised as plants. Submitting the tweet requires turning two keys at the same time, the keys are reissued every 24 hours. The password to unlock the computer is written with invisible ink in a microfilm contained inside a spy coin in a fake book which can only be found in a public library in Alaska corresponding to the volume #25 of the 1951 Encyclopedia Britannica, an encyclopedia that only had 24 volumes originally. The password is punched into cards in reverse order. Then, these punched cards are used as an stencil that can be scanned with a fake Android barcode app that returns thingiverse url which can be used to 3d print a key that will unlock the chest where the actual password is contained. The second key is obtained by calling the phone number found in the tag of a XXXL Harambe t-shirt from a specific vendor on Amazon. The phone number will emit a fake busy tone for 5 minutes and then an operator will pick up and answer in the Klingon language.