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Amazon tweets trolling Congress were so bad that IT thought account was hacked
- Bluestein 6y agoThis comment there, is gold ... "'Rise and shine, and welcome to yet another beautiful day, Employee 118514! Despite the appearance of rain, the sun is shining here in paradise! (7 dollars has been deducted from your account for mandatory umbrella rental.) You have fifteen minutes to shower and eat breakfast as remember, the clock starts at 8am sharp and every minute spent on personal activities is a minute stolen! As a friendly reminder, you are currently......eighteen....minutes in debt to your department. Please consider giving up a bathroom break or your scheduled lunch or dinner to repay this debt. All time debt must be repaid before the end of the quarter to avoid additional chronological interest and a negative review! Speaking of time, have you considered donating your time to a worthy cause? One hour of your sleep donated to the company can go towards an extra hour of sleep to our newest and youngest employees in the warehouses today! Remember, your newest staff are growing staff and need those extra hours of shuteye. Consider donating to a good cause today! In other news, employee accidents are down 7% as a successful result of our newest buddy system initiative. Remember to watch out for your partner and be sure to help them avoid accidents that can cause irresponsible downtime.....'" See: - https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/03/amazon-tweets-trolling-congress-were-so-bad-that-it-thought-account-was-hacked/?comments=1&post=39780860 https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/03/amazon-tweets-tr...