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I think you mis-stated that last line: > Leave US Strategic Command Launch Portal open for child to launch missiles against Ontario, Canada: "Canada: Totally

• encryptluks2 6y ago
  Haha, well I'm not sure how Canada feels about Ontario. I'm sure there a few places they wouldn't mind. However, they would probably still say sorry regardless.
• salawat 6y ago
  I was 50/49.9/.1 the correction would be Canada being okay with Ontario being nuked, or the target changing to Quebec and Canada still being okay with it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_sovereignty_movement https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_sovereignty_movement Quebec is the Texas of Canada, if I recall correctly. There was a third, though unlikely option of the target switching to Alberta, but it turning out to be okay, because it just happened to coincide with a sudden invasion of hyper-intelligent rats, and the human population had already evac'd. That being said, thank you. You genuinely brightened my day.
  • 908B64B197 6y ago
    > Quebec is the Texas of Canada, if I recall correctly. That's my understanding too. Or California with a more serious Calexit movement.
  • selimthegrim 6y ago
    I guess that’s one way to explain to Alberta the eventual consequences of its rat policies.
  • ChoGGi 6y ago
    As someone from Ontario who moved to Alberta, you deserve a Chinook when it's -30 out.