Emo Philips has another joke which I think was voted somewhere as funniest joke ever, and is a great take on western religion : “When I was a kid I used to pra

Emo Philips has another joke which I think was voted somewhere as funniest joke ever, and is a great take on western religion : “When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”