"You wouldn't know an IF from a THEN!" "Oh look, another dev surprise." "They improved the code... To run in O(2^n) time." "I'm sure it worked in dev." "I c

"You wouldn't know an IF from a THEN!" "Oh look, another dev surprise." "They improved the code... To run in O(2^n) time." "I'm sure it worked in dev." "I can't believe it passed QA!"