Physicist 1: Do you want to hear a crazy theory? Everything is made up of strings! Physicist 2: My crazy theory is that a fifth force exists! Physicist 3: Two

Physicist 1: Do you want to hear a crazy theory? Everything is made up of strings! Physicist 2: My crazy theory is that a fifth force exists! Physicist 3: Two words : Dark. Matter. Physicist 3: Does any of this mean anything at all if we cant unify quantum theory and relativity Physicist 4: You know what, theres a way we can actually check how crazy those crazy theories really are. Unleash the clocks!!! Absolutely bonkers! This was a really nice and fun read.