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Obviously Whitespace : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_lang... But if

Obviously Whitespace : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_lang... But if my task is more specifically about fucking up the environment by wasting energy in datacenters, I would go with any JVM based programming language, like Java.

karmakaze 6y ago
The jvm is too evolved--has jit native code generation. Consulting the benchmarks game[0] shows Perl is the winner. It shows Matz's Ruby being slower, but there's 'Ruby' that edges out Perl. [0] https://benchmarksgame-team.pages.debian.net/benchmarksgame/which-programs-are-fastest.html https://benchmarksgame-team.pages.debian.net/benchmarksgame/...