In case anyone wants to know the joke, here it is, told in today's language. A guy who had never had sex before decided to finally go for it, and went at it wi

In case anyone wants to know the joke, here it is, told in today's language. A guy who had never had sex before decided to finally go for it, and went at it with a sex worker. As it goes sometimes, he fell in love with her, and asked for her hand in marriage. She said, I don't think it is going to work, because you are so sexually inexperienced. But the guy pleaded with her, and wouldn't leave her alone, so to get him off her back, she told him, "Go to the woods at the side of the village, there's a tree with a hole in it. Make love to that hole for a year, then I'll marry you." So a year later, the guy returns to ask her again. She says, Alright, let's see what you've got, and if you can satisfy me, I'll marry you. And having said this, she takes off her clothes, and turns her back to him, gets on her knees and sticks her butt out at him. And at this, the guy lifts his leg, and front-kicks her butt so hard, she flies forward and drops to the floor. "What the fuck are you doing, man?!" she yells at him? And he replies, "just making sure there's no bees inside."