Precisely. And patent trolls were in the news just last week, so you'd think someone might be able to put two and two together and realize that Apple is going t

Precisely. And patent trolls were in the news just last week, so you'd think someone might be able to put two and two together and realize that Apple is going to patent every crazy idea that they can afford the fees for, just to bolster the portfolio. But, as the other commenters are saying, intelligence is too much to expect from a tabloid.