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> There's an American joke that "Your friend is the one who comes to bail you out of jail. Your best friend is the one next to you in the cell going, "Duuuude,
by webmaven 6y ago
> There's an American joke that "Your friend is the one who comes to bail you out of jail. Your best friend is the one next to you in the cell going, "Duuuude, that was AWESOME!!!!"
Another stab in the same general vicinity is: "A friend will help you move. A REAL friend will help you move a body."