I think the point is corporate doublespeak always assimilates and distorts language no matter which words are selected. You and I can talk like humans, but cor

I think the point is corporate doublespeak always assimilates and distorts language no matter which words are selected. You and I can talk like humans, but corporate yuppies trying to talk like humans will always just ruin human words too. Maybe we should just get the duct tape and not let the corporate clones go full mission-statement?