This reminded me of that joke about two guys who meet in the middle of the Savanna. One is carrying a phone booth and the other one an anvil. So, the one with

This reminded me of that joke about two guys who meet in the middle of the Savanna. One is carrying a phone booth and the other one an anvil. So, the one with the anvil asks: - Why do you carry a phone booth around? - Oh, you see, it's for the lions. If I see a lion, I drop the booth, step inside and I'm safe. What's with the anvil? - It's for the lions too. If I see a lion, I drop the anvil and I can run way faster! Good trick anyway!