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Just dragging the ship across the sand risks damaging the hull and making the situation worse

• dmoy 6y ago
  Not to mention dragging a 300,000,000 pound ship through sand is... difficult.
  • dheera 6y ago
    Hmm. Are there magic fish that eat sand what we could release down there?
    • Chris2048 6y ago
      Maybe we can use pumps to inject the sand with hagfish slime?
      • a9h74j 6y ago
        SuezGlide(TM)
  • a9h74j 6y ago
    Next subsidized Elon venture: The Dragging Company.
    • yellowapple 6y ago
      "It's A Real Drag(TM)"