"Why is the following wrong:" "What's the problem with" "What's the problem with training every pigeon in the world to grab on and fly it out of there?" "Why

"Why is the following wrong:" "What's the problem with" "What's the problem with training every pigeon in the world to grab on and fly it out of there?" "Why is the following wrong: They could get a shitload of muskrats and have them dig out the banks?" Etc. Suggestions made obviously ridiculous.