Except it's a couch with a bulbous bow that got buried into the side of the stairwell, which just happens to be made of clay. I assume the stern is stuck, too.

Except it's a couch with a bulbous bow that got buried into the side of the stairwell, which just happens to be made of clay. I assume the stern is stuck, too. And all you have to remove it is a pin. So, this is going to take a while.