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* The CEO's red porsche is paid for by the company * The CEO, in addition to his regular pay, takes a commission cut on every sale the company makes * The CIO
by phlux 15y ago
* The CEO's red porsche is paid for by the company
* The CEO, in addition to his regular pay, takes a commission cut on every sale the company makes
* The CIO's new BMW is also paid as an expense of the company
* The CEO shoots down your recommendation for a bonus to one of the best employees in your department and instead offers them a $200 gift card
* The CIO & CEO make uptime a priority objective for the service - but when a plan is presented that shows that in order to meet that goal, funding will be required to bolster infrastructure, they refuse to fund the plan
* The CIO regularly makes changes to the production systems outside of any change control process and brings down the service while muttering things like "Well that wasn't supposed to happen"
* The CEO and C-level execs tell the company the option price is $X - then proceed to sell the company and inform everyone that the option price is actually 20% of $X and that those who have been with the company less than a year get nothing
* There is a foosball table and this is described in any company descriptions as a part of the "Culture"
- bigwally 15y agoYou forgot: The CEO has a hot secretary and his marriage is having problems.
- strlen 15y ago* Your company claims to be a technology startup but has a "CIO" and an "IT department" that does the development. That's generally a recipe for at best a horrible place to work, but most usually a failure.