On news.com.au (https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/catastrophic-oil-prices-spike-after-grounded-mega-ship-blocks-suez-canal/news-story/19d932

On news.com.au (https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/catastrophic-oil-prices-spike-after-grounded-mega-ship-blocks-suez-canal/news-story/19d9322de92f703442b3aecccf8a7ffd https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/catast...) they claim that the ship war previously driving in a pattern that looks like a giant... "DICK" "Yaa" "take a look out at starboard" "OH ma God, it looks like a huge..." "PECKER, wait, that's not a wood pecker, it looks like someone's..." "PRIVATES, we have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object, it is a long smooth shaft, complete with..." "TWO BALLS, what is that? That looks just like an enormous..." "WANG, pay attention" "I was distracted by that enormous flying..." "WILLIE, what's that?" "Well it looks like a giant..." "JOHNSON" "Yes Sir" "Get on the hold of the British intelligence and let them know about this"