Not ironic at all. An explicit caching server that I integrate into my site on purpose is a totally different category of device from a random router sitting i

Not ironic at all. An explicit caching server that I integrate into my site on purpose is a totally different category of device from a random router sitting in an airport. This is like arguing that because Linode can log into my server and examine/edit my files, then we might as well stop requiring a password when random people online try to SSH onto the machine. Trusted agents and untrusted agents are not the same.