What is even more insane than the insanity you describe is that it's not an oversight, Coinbase has actually made that their quasi-official policy: support is p

What is even more insane than the insanity you describe is that it's not an oversight, Coinbase has actually made that their quasi-official policy: support is provided when you irritate them sufficiently through social channels in their ambient awareness They have literally externalized the support channel of your friend getting her half a million dollars to fucking Reddit. [Insert gif of house on fire + "This is fine" dog.]