You haven't actually spent any time with optimization algorithms, have you? The grandparent is on point: on problems as totally ill specified as this one, you h

You haven't actually spent any time with optimization algorithms, have you? The grandparent is on point: on problems as totally ill specified as this one, you have a choice of nonsensical, yet valid suggestions or death by 1001 constraints (which just ends up being you spelling out the solution, and the AI repeating).