While that title does downplay the whole thing a fair bit, I think that even that is wildly unacceptable. The day my boss starts harassing me about how often I

While that title does downplay the whole thing a fair bit, I think that even that is wildly unacceptable. The day my boss starts harassing me about how often I yawn is the day I leave for greener pastures. I've got better things to do than to worry about suppressing reflexes.