These are all examples where one party in the interaction has come away from it saying "What a jerk!" I'm particularly partial to being right on the Internet r

These are all examples where one party in the interaction has come away from it saying "What a jerk!" I'm particularly partial to being right on the Internet rather than diplomatic, so I'll cop to being an asshole. But I wanted to make the point that different people have vastly different definitions of "asshole". Some people will recognize themselves in the examples; others will recognize the person they can't stand. Sometimes those people are one and the same.