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But they'll 3D print some blockchain IoT NoSQL! Made with ♥ in SF. It will disrupt Big Ventilator.
by giantrobot 6y ago
But they'll 3D print some blockchain IoT NoSQL! Made with ♥
in SF. It will disrupt Big Ventilator.
- raverbashing 6y agoAnd the patient will die if their wifi goes down because it's a piece of crap that listens on a websocket for a stream of commands to inflate or deflate.
- duxup 6y agoWell that's just <insert open source package>'s fault!
- ljm 6y agoPowered by Kafka so if the patient dies they can just open up Kibana to scour the logs, patch the life support microservice cleverly nicknamed Lazarus by the engineers, and then replay the state with the fix in place to bring them back online. I mean back to life.
- Zhenya 6y agoLazarus. Amazing.
- pvarangot 6y agoI daydream about starting a vegan coop of software developers to sell vegan software to those kind of companies.
- jonnycomputer 6y agoForget that. You'll be better off selling paleo-inspired meat-bots.
- exdsq 6y ago“Ethical Engineering” - artisan code written with a conscious
- rchaud 6y agoHmm, it wasn't clear whether this will Make the World a Better Place (TM). Financing denied.