This reminds me of the old joke: A weary traveller reaches Cairo and makes his way along the crowded and bustling streets. Upon finding a small hotel he enters

This reminds me of the old joke: A weary traveller reaches Cairo and makes his way along the crowded and bustling streets. Upon finding a small hotel he enters and tells the clerk "I just want a nice quiet room." The clerk looks astonished and exclaims "In Cairo?!"