Yes, you have to pick one and make fun of all the others. Apparently you didn't get the card in the mail. Seriously language wars are silly. I've used lots of

Yes, you have to pick one and make fun of all the others. Apparently you didn't get the card in the mail. Seriously language wars are silly. I've used lots of languages in my career. Every language has its joys and quirks. Arguing about languages is a silly waste of time. I compare it to amateur vs. professional photographers: amateurs talk about cameras and equipment. Professionals study light and composition and take photographs. Amateur programmers talk about tools and languages. Professionals write good code in whatever language is required or best for the job. You won't be able to pick the language most of the time if you plan to work for money, so get used to learning new languages and appreciating them for what they are.