I make my experimental apparatus. I send an electron through a double slit. Hilbert space tells me it goes through both, and keeps going through both for all et

I make my experimental apparatus. I send an electron through a double slit. Hilbert space tells me it goes through both, and keeps going through both for all eternity. I only see one flash. The whole of the electron is found to have hit that part of the screen, and nowhere else. This interpretation just kicks the can down the road, to the "emergence of consciousness", in order to explain simple experimental results.