These companies should come up with a practical version of the AGPL or, if they don't find a need, just use it directly. Cooking up your own license ala Mongo

These companies should come up with a practical version of the AGPL or, if they don't find a need, just use it directly. Cooking up your own license ala Mongo is not going to help you amongst the professional users. Companies that take their legal obligations seriously are not going to use your not-so-open-source offerings on the basis of interpreting your weird anti-amazon clause.