ah, I am promoted thus to reminisce upon my boolshitten youth spent vainly stabbing out crud most fervid and amorous to dump the vilest cores to jest with that

ah, I am promoted thus to reminisce upon my boolshitten youth spent vainly stabbing out crud most fervid and amorous to dump the vilest cores to jest with that naivest child me to know it better than to presume that my brittle logic could affect it so profoundly to do my bidding...