Well... because there aren't only two sides? (Even if you only look at D&R, there can be a wide range of views expressed by the members of each party) Because

Well... because there aren't only two sides? (Even if you only look at D&R, there can be a wide range of views expressed by the members of each party) Because they would pick whatever the worst option is to present from the 'other side'? What 'other side' should they present when reporting over "grab 'er by the p****" or *sniff sniff*?