Me: You can't write a portable Java app that runs on the 4 major platforms (windows, android, ios, web) You: But <thing that doesn't do that>! Me: But it does

Me: You can't write a portable Java app that runs on the 4 major platforms (windows, android, ios, web) You: But <thing that doesn't do that>! Me: But it doesn't do that? You: moving goalposts! obtuse!