Yeah, don't speculate in anything high risk. Leave that to important people. Instead, just consoom and spend your stimulus on business suits and concert tickets

Yeah, don't speculate in anything high risk. Leave that to important people. Instead, just consoom and spend your stimulus on business suits and concert tickets. These people cannot stand the idea of speculative investments (such as DeFI) being available to the unwashed masses. Understandable, the author is a Financial Advisor after all and benefits from the impression that investing is some mystical voodoo that only Trained Professionals™ can do.