Relationships should be illegal because there are terrible relationships. Jobs should be illegal because there are terrible jobs. Food should be illegal becau

Relationships should be illegal because there are terrible relationships. Jobs should be illegal because there are terrible jobs. Food should be illegal because food poisoning exists. People are going to do what they want to do, and by making things that are mostly harmless (and with the potential only to harm the person doing it) illegal, you are turning broad swathes of society into criminals. Pair this with racism, classism and selective enforcement and you have the unholy shitshow that is the war on drugs.