"I'd like to buy a drill." "Here you go!" "This is... A board with a hole in it? I want a drill." "This is better for regular people: the hole already exists

"I'd like to buy a drill." "Here you go!" "This is... A board with a hole in it? I want a drill." "This is better for regular people: the hole already exists, you can screw things right to it." "Yes, but I want to drill several holes in my wall. I don't want a brand new board with a single hole, I want a drill to make holes." "Most people, when they say they want a drill, really actually mean they want a hole. So we call these hole-boards drills now." "But it's not what it means. I want an actual drill." "Ugh, why all the gatekeeping, it's irrelevant, just buy this 'drill.'"