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When Christ returns from vacation, He wants everything, including the Bible, to be rewritten on Rust.

• logicchains 6y ago
  "And he who dares write Unsafe code shall be strung up and scourged. His limbs broken, his flesh stripped from his body, and his eyes pierced. For he has defiled the glory of Rust, and the righteous should not suffer such a man to live."
  • wealthyyy 6y ago
    No offense, but is this from the Koran?
    • deleted 6y ago
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    • ibraheemdev 6y ago
      No, it is not from the Quran.
  • ctsk 6y ago
    Worthy of https://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/ https://kingjamesprogramming.tumblr.com/
• drran 6y ago
  Rust is already used in Bible (6 or 7 times). Ezekiel 24:6 Therefore thus says the Lord Yahweh: Woe to the bloody city, to the caldron whose rust is therein, and whose rust is not gone out of it! take out of it piece after piece; No lot is fallen on it.
  • koolba 6y ago
    Sure but Matthew 6:19-20 clearly indicates that Rust is too powerful for man and can only be used after ascending to live amongst the angels: “Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal; but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal.“
• scoutt 6y ago
  www.arewebibleyet.com
• coldtea 6y ago
  "has rust inside it, and whose rust will not come off!" (Ezekiel)