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Shake and shake The ketchup bottle. None'll come, And then a lot'll.
by simonblack 6y ago
Shake and shake
The ketchup bottle.
None'll come,
And then a lot'll.
- devoutsalsa 6y agoAs someone who can use almost an entire bottle of Heinz 57 on an order of French fries, this made me laugh. Whenever I ask for ketchup at a restaurant and they bring me “only” 4 packets, I do my best not to roll my eyes in disappointment because I know how ridiculous I am.
- capableweb 6y agoIf I were you, I'd slow down with the ketchup alright, that sounds obsessively much. Consider that commercial ketchup tends to have lots of sugar and sodium.
- kortilla 6y agoArmchair nutrition advice on the internet, that’s a first! What’s next? Ice cream and cigarettes are bad!?!? The gall!
- devoutsalsa 6y agoIt’s alright. I balanced it out with a Diet Coke.
- ipaddr 6y agoYou could have a problem processing the red die.
- yesenadam 6y agoDoesn't sound ridiculous. Those little plastic packs with enough sauce for just a few chips are ridiculous! Anywhere that does that shouldn't be allowed to call themselves a restaurant. I guess the idea is people will never ask for enough packs, so they save sauce. Uses a lot of plastic though, not to mentioning ignoring what the customer wants.
- DougN7 6y agoMy Grandma said: Silly silly ketchup bottle First a little Then a lottle Same meaning :)
- lordgrenville 6y agoI find this with some brands but not with others, so assumed it was a solved problem and some manufacturers are just cutting corners on bottle design. Is this not the case?