Nice article, though my first thought was a scene from 'The West Wing': Sam: You know what I'd do if I owned a hockey team? I'd hire a sumo wrestler. I'd give

Nice article, though my first thought was a scene from 'The West Wing': Sam: You know what I'd do if I owned a hockey team? I'd hire a sumo wrestler. I'd give him a uniform, transportation, 500 bucks a week to sit in the goal, eat a ham sandwich and enjoy the game. My team would never get scored on. Josh: Your team would get scored on constantly. Sam: Maybe, but we'd sell a few tickets. Josh: Yeah, 'cause sumo wrestling sells out all the time in big hockey towns. Sam: My idea's totally inviable? Josh: Well, you're a Democrat. It's a pretty big club.