This is a list on Wikipedia of apparently(!) some old Soviet-era political jokes... Disclaimer: I didn't write any of them... Other Disclaimer: As an aspiring

This is a list on Wikipedia of apparently(!) some old Soviet-era political jokes... Disclaimer: I didn't write any of them... Other Disclaimer: As an aspiring future comedian (I know, "keep the day job!"), I would have liked to have written some of them! Here's a sampling of a few "good ones" (well, in my opinion!) <g>: >"A man was reported to have said: "Nikolay is a moron!" and was arrested by a policeman. "No, sir, I meant not our respected Emperor, but another Nikolay!" - "Don't try to trick me: if you say "moron", you are obviously referring to our tsar!" [...] >"A judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in the world!" "Well, go ahead, tell me!" says the other judge. "I can't – I just gave someone ten years for it!"" >"Five precepts of the Soviet intelligentsia (intellectuals): o Don't think. o If you think, then don't speak. o If you think and speak, then don't write. o If you think, speak and write, then don't sign. o If you think, speak, write and sign, then don't be surprised." --- PDS: Some good, ol' fashioned (well, Soviet-era, from the former Soviet Union!) humor here! <g> And perhaps a Yakov Smirnoff patterned joke too: "In Soviet Union... search engine finds YOU!" (Wait a second, that might also be here in the United States, and several other countries too! <g>) Opinion: It would be well worth it to revisit this page when writing for my future sitcom... Also, I hope this post didn't offend anyone -- all Russians, just like all Americans -- are all good people! If anyone is offended for any reason, you have my sincere apologies! This link to this Wikipedia article -- was only posted for the sake of humor!