Thanks, I didn't know about this. I've been trying in vain to find something similar for MySQL. I think Lambdas are the killer feature that's missing from data

Thanks, I didn't know about this. I've been trying in vain to find something similar for MySQL. I think Lambdas are the killer feature that's missing from databases, you'd basically be able to handle all cache-invalidation / notification systems etc easily from the database layer, it would drastically simplify large numbers of common CRUD web-app problems.