Project Manager: I promised the customer we'd deliver Vagueness v1 by next Wednesday. Can I have a build? Engineering Manager: ok, Engineer, we need Vagueness,

Project Manager: I promised the customer we'd deliver Vagueness v1 by next Wednesday. Can I have a build? Engineering Manager: ok, Engineer, we need Vagueness, how long will it take? Engineer: I can whip up a prototype in about a week but it's only a prototype and will lack any functionality. I'm also busy trying to get the fire put out on the fourth floor and my kids' daycare is closed because of the riots. Engineering Manager: OK, 3 weeks plus another 3 weeks for QA and bug fixing. Also, have those reviews done and fill out your daily TPS reports. Oh, and can you just slip in those other two projects we talked about informally last week? Project Manager: OK, I'll promise the client they'll have it by Tuesday. Where do I tell them to download from?