Monetize every biological necessity: it's the American way! Oxygen, water, food, sleep, sex, socialization, excretion, entertainment, industriousness: 6 out of

Monetize every biological necessity: it's the American way! Oxygen, water, food, sleep, sex, socialization, excretion, entertainment, industriousness: 6 out of 8 ain't bad, but those two more are attainable if we change attitudes through a holistic social media and mass marketing campaign.