I guffawed at 'the researcher who wanted to be a lawyer.' Imagining a research physicist who just couldn't quite get their act together for the lsat and had to

I guffawed at 'the researcher who wanted to be a lawyer.' Imagining a research physicist who just couldn't quite get their act together for the lsat and had to settle for a tenure track job in quantum field theory. I guess they meant a legal researcher or something, though...