Um, CIA? Sounds tinfoily. I'm aware that he's been the target of at least one mugging attempt, and I think he even maintains a list of people who were robbed

Um, CIA? Sounds tinfoily. I'm aware that he's been the target of at least one mugging attempt, and I think he even maintains a list of people who were robbed as a result of being high-profile early adopters of bitcoin. But the CIA? Are you sure aliens weren't involved?