Really? The latest random string of numbers for a gazillion dollars isn't a wise long-run investment?... Look, I know this isn't very HN-ish, but the Pope is a

Really? The latest random string of numbers for a gazillion dollars isn't a wise long-run investment?... Look, I know this isn't very HN-ish, but the Pope is a dangerous Catholic, and the woods are full of dangerous shitting bears.