Your "no access to the product" of course includes a caveat, which is that you haven't paid for the product. If you apply the same caveat to the EULA-bound App

Your "no access to the product" of course includes a caveat, which is that you haven't paid for the product. If you apply the same caveat to the EULA-bound Apple products, the net effect is the same: "no access to the product". So no irony here, not even Alanis's flavor.