"Only break the law if it’s really funny so the judge will laugh and go easy on you.” This only works if you are white and relatively affluent looking. Taking

"Only break the law if it’s really funny so the judge will laugh and go easy on you.” This only works if you are white and relatively affluent looking. Taking the example of the outdoor pooping posted before, this would get you indecent exposure charges and a trip to the sex offender registry. And you better pray that none of the cars that passed by had a minor in them.