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to whom missed it in theaters: Kazakhstan greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of p
by VladRussian 15y ago
to whom missed it in theaters:
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5jLsLoYcE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5jLsLoYcE
- hugh3 15y agoFark.com is that-a-way, man! ---> I know, I know, it's difficult to discuss Kazakhstan without reference to a certain movie from several years ago, but we can try, right? edit: Also "whom" is completely wrong here.
- VladRussian 15y ago>we can try, right? i guess we could if your knowledge about Kazakhstan was enough at least to recognize the references beyond a certain movie from several years ago
- askar_yu 15y agoIf you really consider this funny and worth sharing the text in its entirety as an HN comment, there is something very wrong with you. There are limits to satire.
- VladRussian 15y agoAskar, the only thing worse than living in the crappy country is to believe in and defend the crappy way of things. I know what i'm talking about as i did my share of it for the first 30 years of my life. Btw, there are no limits to satire, only to the one's understanding of it.