I couldn't even finish reading the article - it was just back to back vapid sinisterizing cliches with no actual point. That conceited paranoid douchebag would

I couldn't even finish reading the article - it was just back to back vapid sinisterizing cliches with no actual point. That conceited paranoid douchebag would call a Chinese takeout menu "a plot by communist China to render him utterly dependent upon them for sustance, monopolize his income and jeopardize his health with MSG".